Former Rep. George Santos could also be out of the Home, however he’s not going to go away quietly. On Friday, Santos was unceremoniously expectorated from Congress for being a liar, fraud, and sure prison. Or the incorrect form of liar, fraud and prison, relatively. In any case, Republicans want their liars and frauds in burnt orange, and with violent, rampaging mobs that may be summoned to storm the Capitol or dab the meat sweats off their betters’ brows with infield tarp-sized tub towels.
After all, the hypocrisy inherent on this doofus’ defenestration is obtrusive sufficient to stir a righteous indignation within the Jew-ish shame laser, and he’s fairly eager to level it out. Solely Santos goes after his ex-colleagues in Congress in lieu of Pricey Chief.
Late Friday evening, Santos took to social media to name-check a number of the of us who hastened his ouster, and it was simply as embarrassing as you’d count on.
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His threats have been levied in opposition to Reps. Nicole Malliotakis (R-N.Y.), Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.), Nick LaLota (R-N.Y.) and Rob Menendez (D-N.J.) over marketing campaign finance violations and different ethics claims. The embattled former lawmaker stated he’ll file official complaints on Monday.
New York Republicans led the GOP push to oust Santos, who was himself accused of marketing campaign finance violations, mendacity to donors and fraud. He faces 23 criminal charges for his alleged conduct, together with wire fraud, identification theft and theft of public funds, however has not been tried.
Oh, please proceed, George! What niggling nuggets have you ever discovered in opposition to your fellow New Yorkers?
Let’s discuss hypocrisy.
Can somebody ask Nicole MalioStockTips when did she turn into a savant in inventory buying and selling?
The signature financial institution trades she did REEKS of insider buying and selling very like Paul Pelosi’s each commerce!
Nicole is in it for herself! Simply take a look at her document and it speaks for itself.
Nicole MalioStockTips is a grimy dishonorable swamp creature promoting the American folks down a river for her personal profit.
@NMalliotakis the distinction between you and I is that I don’t stay in denial, I’m a PROUD GAY man and I’m not afraid to say it.
I see he’s taken Trump College’s $6,000 platinum-level nickname seminar. Although he would possibly wish to improve to the unique Colloidal Silver tier. “Nicole MalioStockTips” doesn’t precisely roll off the tongue the best way it ought to.
Santos additionally focused fellow Republican Mike Lawler:
On Monday I might be filling an Ethics criticism in opposition to @RepMikeLawler for questionable marketing campaign finance violations.
Congressman Lawler owns portion of Checkmate Methods and he makes use of the identical agency that he’s a beneficiary of to pay for companies associated to his marketing campaign.
The regarding questions are; is Mr Lawler participating in laundering cash type his marketing campaign to his agency then into his personal pocket?
I’ll let the Workplace of Congressional Ethics be the decide of that.
Subsequent up: GOP Rep. Nick LaLota …
On Monday the third ethics report I’ll be submitting to the Workplace of Congressional Ethics is on @RepLaLota.
It has been raised within the native media that congressman Lalota obtained his JD attending Hofstra in day college whereas he was speculated to be working on the Board of elections on the similar time.
The questionable actions are? Did Rep Lalota no-show to his tax pay funded job whereas going to highschool and if that’s the case he can potential have stolen public funds type the tax payers of NY.
I’ll let the Workplace of Congressional Ethics decide the validity of this grave allegation raised in his native media.
In the meantime, on Thursday, only a day earlier than his expulsion, Santos known as GOP Rep. Max Miller—whom former White Home Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham has accused of domestic violence—a “girl beater” after Miller known as Santos a “criminal.”
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And earlier than bouncing from the hallowed halls, Santos additionally introduced a resolution to expel Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman for pulling a hearth alarm throughout a vote in September.
As a substitute of attempting to promote a bridge on the best way out of D.C., Santos has opted to burn all of them. In actual fact, if this man had any credibility in any respect, a few of these rascals would absolutely be squirming of their skivvies.
As The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank points out, throughout a prolonged X Q&A (or Q&L, if you’ll) session over Thanksgiving weekend, Santos appeared able to go nuclear.
As a substitute of defending himself, Santos leveled doubtful accusations of crime and impropriety in opposition to his colleagues. “All of them act like they’re in ivory towers with white pointy hats they usually’re untouchable,” he stated, however “inside the ranks of the US Congress, there’s felons galore.” He stated his friends come from “shystie backgrounds,” that they’re “getting drunk each evening with the subsequent lobbyist that they’re going to screw,” that they don’t “present as much as vote as a result of they’re too hung over,” and that they “simply give their [voting] card out like f—ing sweet for another person to vote for them. This s— occurs each single week! … All of this s—, they’re coming after me?”
The Nice Prevaricator alleged that the unnamed chairman of “one of the highly effective committees” within the Home had dedicated insider buying and selling (“there’s a lot proof”). And he stated the Ethics Committee legal professionals are “hacks” who “needs to be disbarred” for his or her “slanderous” “smear” of his good title.
Appears like he’s been cribbing from Madison Cawthorn’s playbook. Say, is it attainable Cawthorn and Santos have been expelled as a result of they refused to take part in Chuck Grassley’s wild cocaine parties? You recognize what they are saying. It’s not a drug-fueled orgy till you find a dead pidgin on your farm.
After all, members of Congress with bona fide ethics points needs to be hoping Santos accuses them of wrongdoing. What higher technique to inoculate themselves from criticism? Being “uncovered” by Santos can be a bit like opening a uncooked vegan restaurant and getting a one-star Yelp overview from an unemployed Mayor McCheese. You wouldn’t essentially welcome it, however come on, how a lot injury can it actually do?
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So that is goodbye, for now. Don’t let the door hit you within the ass, George—except that’s the form of factor that performs notably nicely on OnlyFans. However hey, perhaps you may maintain it collectively for your loved ones, wherever—and whoever—they’re.
